Planet Fitness

These boys are everywhere! They've got eight joints alone in St. Petersburg and countless more across the old USSR, in cities like Moscow, Kazan and Kiev. Their fitness centre in Petrogradskaya is the swankiest of the St. Petersburg lot and boasts more facilities than you've had hot dinners: such as cardio gym, boxing gym, pilates area, swimming pool, sauna, Russian baths, Turkish baths, beauty parlour, massage parlour and something called 'Functional Diagnostics' (if they ask you to sign something refuse!). All the equipment is top-of-the-range and the service is quality too.